new years
resolutions

In 2004
I will:
make more money
buy organic produce
not vote
republican
don a useless
fashion accessory
eat more fish
play more stratego
rap to 50 cent
while teaching
kids the meaning
of life on a 50 ft
crater in the middle
of the pacific.

Write more sentence
fragments.

buy more toys

create my own
ideology.

put croutons
on my salad
to scare away
the terrorists.

Jam the
frequencies
with two-lined
packets
of gibberish